The Ryanaeid

Ryan, you are lame.
It's Creative Monday, but
You are not here.

Napton-on-the-Hill
Probably isn't as cool
As Caffe Nero.

Are you missing out?
Can we have fun without you?
The answer is: yes.

We wrote TV shows
Sonnets and haikus galore!
We're so creative.

We hailed Richard
And worshipped George. So. Much. Laughter.
Whilst drinking coffee;

Vanilla lattes
And chocolate frappuccinos.
They are so tasty.

We sang 3oh!3
"George's sister on my mouth!"
And soe people stared.

But we do not care,
Hell, boy, we're the 603!
We could fucking own

This town. Whilst it's lame,
Surely it's OK for now?
Come back. We miss you.